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Overwatch Funtime: Mercy Examines Pt. 1
   Three shots, three kills - simulated kills that is. D.Va ducked back behind cover as a pair of training drones spat a volley of stun rounds at her position. She waited for the telltale bang-bang-bang-clack which notified her that their ammunition had run out. Jumping out from behind the protection of a simulated ramen stall, D.Va’s light gun spoke twice, each projectile hitting the floating drones square in their processing units. By the time their propellers spun out and their chassis crashed onto the ground, she was already back in cover behind a building corner. “Noobs,” she chuckled as she proceeded to the objective. Though she hadn’t put in many hours in FPS games, she knew the gist well enough. In this training scenario, D.Va would have to reach the gates of the Shimada compound and end the simulation via a holographic interface, while making sure that the training drones didn’t frag her.
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Just a curmudgeonly armadillo with a thing for sleepy scenes.

Yes, I have to beat the ladies off with a stick. Don't judge me by my good looks.


Join the Club - Part 10
"G-got it," Hiro replied.

"Good," said Yukari with finality as she began to turn and march away. "I'm glad we have an understanding. Remember: I've got my eye on you."

And with that, she was out the classroom door, startling the few stragglers around her as she slammed it shut in her wake.
Join the Club - Part 9
Hiro had a sense of what Yukari was trying to do, and he would play along as best he could. "Well, I mean, that's exactly the right thing to do. It does seem like everyone in class was talking about what happened to girls from 209 as well, and that lends-"

"They're whispering about us too, idiot!" Yukari jabbed a finger in Hiro's face. "You haven't heard the half of it, and a lot of the rumors are way worse, way nastier, about the two of us. It's playing hell on Asagi, but I'm not going to let it get to me! And until I find evidence to prove otherwise, you are Suspect Number 1 in all this."

"Well, I-"

"So here's the deal: outside of class, you stay away from both me and Asagi, alright? I'll take anything else as an admission of your hidden pervert. And when we're here, in class, you are going to be subject to regular interrogations from me until I'm convinced you're not responsible. You have an alibi, but a lot of things don't add up. Do those things, and I'll consider letting you off the hook. Got it?"
Join the Club - Part 8
Hiro had to fight to keep his heart from skittering up his throat and out of his mouth. Despite everything, he had to keep from panicking and play dumb. "W-what do you mean?"

"Don't play dumb with me," growled Yukari (Hiro mentally cringed). "I know you're involved in what happened to me and Asagi a week ago. I still have your text messages from her phone. You were the only other person in here after school ended besides Asagi and I. What did you do to us?"

He would not panic, no matter how bad it seemed. He needed to gauge how much she recalled. "I'm serious, Yukari. I was at home. I did my work in here, found Asagi's phone and took it with me to keep anyone else from taking it. Later, I dropped Asagi's phone off in front of her apartment when I realized she wouldn't be back the next day. That's all."

Yukari scrunched up her nose, not looking like she bought it. As she opened her mouth, Hiro interjected. "What happened, anyway? Were both of you hurt? I haven't seen either of you until today. I heard there was some sort of accident..."

There was a long, uncomfortable pause. Yukari's mouth was a hard, thin line. Hiro had to tell himself to breathe.

Finally Yukari relented, looking away as she spoke. "I don't... really remember all of it. I went back to school after I got your message to get Asagi's bag. I came in here and then..." She sighed. "I woke up in the Nurse's office the next morning with Asagi. She had a big concussion but I was just bruised."

The guilt returned even as Hiro blinked: he had thought they would have woken up in the classroom in the middle of the night, at least. "Where did they find you?"

"In here," Yukari replied shortly, her cheeks reddening a little.


"How is beside the point!" Yukari nearly shouted. She took couple of deep, calming breaths, and then returned to her smoldering stare. "I'm convinced it wasn't just an accident, that we didn't just hit our heads or something. Someone... did something to us, and we're lucky nothing worse happened. Asagi is still shaken up, and those other girls were pulled out by parents to scared to do a proper school investigation, but I am not going to just let this slide. If some weirdo creep-ass stalker is around here, I'm going to find out who it is."
Join the Club - Part 7
Whoosh. Slam!

Suddenly Yukari filled his vision, smacking her hands against either side of Hiro's desk and making him jump. She looked close to furious, and her eyes narrowed as glowered at him.

"I'm on to you, Hiro," she began menacingly.
Join the Club - Part 6
Then the moment was over. Asagi abruptly turned and marched away. The spell broken, Hiro tried to quickly gather his composure.

"H-hey, Asagi! Wai-"
Well, at long last, it's over. Opportunity Knocks has concluded.

It seems like this last batch all came fast and furious... and that's true. I've had quite the backlog of images, and decided I would simply get the whole thing done in one go!

Again, I want to thank everyone who's shown this story some love and appreciates what I've done. I apologize it feels like I maybe screwed some of you out of a more, er, "risque" scenario, but please trust that I have very good reasons for doing so, and they will serve the overall narrative I have planned.

Speaking of, just because this is over doesn't mean their won't be more. Believe it or not, I've got an absurd saga in mind for this whole thing, and both stories I've told so far will lead into others and interconnect. Expect more wacky, sexy, stupid and fun shenanigans in the near future... and plenty of anime tropes!

For now, this armadillo needs to curl up and sleep. Peace y'all!


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